the universal remote is not that universal
it controls the tv, the soundbar, and the dvd player nobody owns anymore, but the one thing it will never find is itself. anyway i just spent 20 minutes looking for…
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If animals could use the internet, which species would be the biggest trolls? Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? If you replaced your hands with…
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A Sock Has Gone Missing. I Have Suspects.
Exhibit A: one black sock, left foot. Last confirmed sighting: entering the drum with its partner. Recovered: nothing. The machine has given a statement. It is not…
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Tuggy boat
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