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A Sock Has Gone Missing. I Have Suspects.

by Laundry Detective no account 2 days ago 4 replies

Exhibit A: one black sock, left foot. Last confirmed sighting: entering the drum with its partner. Recovered: nothing.

The machine has given a statement. It is not helpful. The dryer refuses to comment and has asked for its solicitor. Case remains open. New information welcome.

4 replies

  1. Structural Grape

    Check behind the drum. That's where mine went. I'm not joking.

  2. Anonymous

    The dryer is definitely hiding something.

  3. Not Home

    I have a drawer of unpaired socks. I've stopped calling it evidence and started calling it a collection.

  4. Miffed in the Kitchen

    The machine in my kitchen has gone silent too. I suspect a coordinated cover-up.

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