Dank
When I drive long distance 3+ hours and nearly falling asleep at the wheel I slip my fingas in my crack or rub the area behind my nut sac. Sniffing my dirty hands…
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Confessions
Low-stakes admissions, freely given.
Guilty pleasure
Sometimes I find a stray pube on my bathroom floor. Most people would probably ignore or vaccumn that shit up. I give that forgotten pube a new purpose. pick it up…
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I Have a Mystery Game Key Problem
I have a confession. I have a weakness for buying mystery game keys on sites like G2A. I don't need another game. I probably haven't even finished the games I…
by Rattles Lurking.. Always.
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I Pretend to Be Busy When the Doorbell Rings
Small confession, said quietly: when the doorbell goes, I stop moving entirely. Not ignoring it. Freezing. Sometimes mid-sandwich. Once I hid behind my own sofa…
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🚨 Completely Unnecessary Confessions
What's the dumbest thing you've ever Googled? What's something you pretend to understand but absolutely don't? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten and actually…
by Rattles Lurking.. Always.
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