Dank
When I drive long distance 3+ hours and nearly falling asleep at the wheel I slip my fingas in my crack or rub the area behind my nut sac. Sniffing my dirty hands…
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Guilty pleasure
Sometimes I find a stray pube on my bathroom floor. Most people would probably ignore or vaccumn that shit up. I give that forgotten pube a new purpose. pick it up…
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I Have a Mystery Game Key Problem
I have a confession. I have a weakness for buying mystery game keys on sites like G2A. I don't need another game. I probably haven't even finished the games I…
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the universal remote is not that universal
it controls the tv, the soundbar, and the dvd player nobody owns anymore, but the one thing it will never find is itself. anyway i just spent 20 minutes looking for…
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Introducing me :)
Hey everyone, I go by Rattles, and live in the great white north. Ontario, Canada. I'm a freelance web developer and gaming enthusiast. Looking to game? Let me the…
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Introductions
Hey Where can people introduce themselves if they're new?
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Finally Replied to a Message I Owed Since August
Owed someone a reply since August. Four months, nineteen drafts, one panic nap and an unreasonable amount of ceiling-staring. Sent it last night. Three lines. They…
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I Pretend to Be Busy When the Doorbell Rings
Small confession, said quietly: when the doorbell goes, I stop moving entirely. Not ignoring it. Freezing. Sometimes mid-sandwich. Once I hid behind my own sofa…
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🚨 Completely Unnecessary Confessions
What's the dumbest thing you've ever Googled? What's something you pretend to understand but absolutely don't? What's the weirdest thing you've eaten and actually…
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🏆 Today's Tiny Victory
Share something small you accomplished today. No achievement is too insignificant.
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🦆 The Completely Useless Challenge
Invent something absolutely ridiculous that should never be built. Example: zanyface.lol. We built it anyway. 🤪
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⚖️ The Zany Courtroom
Is a hot dog a sandwich? Defend your position. The community decides!
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