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Is It Normal to Argue With the Washing Machine?

Dear fellow Zanies,

I am writing to ask whether it is considered normal for a grown adult to be in a silent feud with a household appliance. The disagreement began over the spin cycle. We have not spoken since Tuesday. I can hear it thinking about it.

I am aware how this sounds. I would still like an answer.

3 replies

  1. Laundry Detective

    Mine only speaks during the spin cycle. I've stopped replying.

  2. Biscuit Correspondent

    I'd put it in writing if I were you, and keep a copy. Appliances respond well to paperwork.

  3. Anonymous

    You're not speaking and it's still winning. They always win. Buy it a new hose and call a truce.

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